Kristina's last day was Friday while I was away, but she did come in on Tuesday before she left to collect her check, umm I mean say goodbye. She also left a list of many of the things she has learned while working for me. I have not edited it at all.
Tainer I'm going to miss you! I'll have to book some wedding in Omaha so I have an excuse to come and see you! Can you say shopping and dancing?
CA
What I've learned from Cory Ann...
1. How to go light hunting.
2. How to grommet.
3. How to shut down a Mac computer.
4. What to do with junk mail.
5. That she WILL see your boyfriend naked if he has a hot bod.
6. That she'll make YOU get naked.
7. She gives good presents.. like bras, staplers, Coach, old headbands, and skinny jeans.
8. A Little Drunk is Better Than Dead and Love Addict.
9. How to work a tape dispenser... I dominate that thing now.
10. That filing is FUN.
11. That moving is not fun.
12. How to lay a wood floor.
13. To shoot from above.
14. To wear my hair down when I get married.
15. To not talk or ask questions if she's in a bad mood.
16. Grooms are cute.
17. To not forget the step stool.
18. More importantly, to NOT FORGET THE BELT.
19. Wedding rings look good on stirpper boobs.
20. That she can dance.
21. Glass is sharp and makes you bleed.
22. Quickbooks.
23. DJ's suck.
24. How she does a million things at once.
25. How to print labels.
26. That chairs can be sexy.
27. That mixed nuts are annoying and cashews rock.
28. That her son is adorable... "You're so beautiful Mommy."
29. How to put things together (too many to list) and be handy.
30. To bring extra shoes.. pointys for 8 hours = not good.
31. Tiffany and Co. is the only way to go. : )
32. Tha she'll take nasty Polaroids of you and hang them up.
33. Random religious facts.
34. Bob. haha
35.That she'll be dirty or wet after every shoot.
36. How to make dresss out of pictures.
37. What a chuck is.
38. Not to leave prints in your car for a week when it's negative degrees outside.
39. How to make entire rooms into closets.
40. That she knows a little about everything.
41. How to put frames together.
42. That she needs a bigger garbage can.
43. That she'll make you work with lighter fluid.
44. That trashing your wedding dress is fun.
45. That she's the best boss EVER and I'll miss her so much!
Labels: 2007 Archive, Studio Happenings